Un episod din jurnalul unui emigrant roman in Canada
12. Aug.
-Ne-am cumparat o casa noua in Canada . Sunt foarte emotionat.
Aici e atat de frumos. Muntii sunt de o splendoare nedescrisa. Abia astept sa ii vad acoperiti de zapada.

14. Oct.
- Canada . E cea mai frumoasa tara de pe Pamant. Frunzele au primit toate acele minunate nuante de culoare galbena si portocalie. M-am plimbat cu masina prin natura si am vazut cativa cerbi. Sunt atat de gratiosi. Cerbii sunt cele mai frumoase animale. Cred ca am ajuns in paradis. Iubesc Canada .

11. Nov.
-Ziua sarbatorii nationale. In curand incepe vanatoarea cerbilor. Nu imi vine sa cred ca cineva poate sa ucida un animal atat de frumos. Sper ca va ninge in curand. E atat de frumos aici.

2. Dec.
-Azi noapte a nins pentru prima oara. M-am sculat si am vazut ca este alb peste tot ca in cele mai frumoase vederi. Am iesit afara, am curatat in fata casei si apoi ne-am batut cu bulgari de zapada (eu am castigat). Cand a trecut masina de curatat zapada am curatat din nou in fata curtii. Tara deosebita! Iubesc Canada !

12. Dec.
-Azi noapte a nins iarasi. Masina a curatat zapada din nou. Ne-a blocat intrarea in curte. Aici e splendid.

19. Dec.
-Azi noapte a nins iarasi. N-am putut sa scot masina sa merg la lucru. Aici e intr-adevar foarte frumos numai ca sunt obosit de curatat zapada (lopatarie). Din nou masina aia blestemata.

22.Dec.
-Cacatul asta alb nu s-a oprit toata noaptea. Am bataturi la maini de la lopata si ma doare spatele. Aceasta maimuta cu masina parca se ascunde dupa colt si numai asteapta sa termin de curatat in fata curtii. La naiba.

25. Dec.
-Craciun Fericit pe naiba. A nins din nou zapada asta nenorocita. Daca il prind pe obsedatul ala cu masina il omor. De ce nu arunca mai multa sare (pt. topit zapada) pe sosele.

27. Dec.
-Azi noapte iarasi zapada. Nu ies de trei zile din casa doar ca dau cu lopata intr-una dupa ce trece masina. Nu pot pleca nicaieri, auto este blocat sub un deal de zapada si mai e si foarte frig pe deasupra. Au spus ca la noapte va mai cadea inca 30 cm de cacatul asta de zapada.

28. Dec.
-Prognoza a fost proasta. S-au mai depus 50 cm nu 30 cm. Daca se continua asa nu se va topi pana la vara. Masina de curatat a ramas blocata si maimutoiul a venit la mine sa imi ceara lopata. I-am spus ca am rupt deja 6 curatand rahatul ce mi l-a aruncat in fata curtii. Era cat pe ce sa ii dau in cap cu lopata.

4. Jan.
-Am iesit din casa in sfarsit. M-am dus pana la alimentara sa cumpar de mancare si la intoarcere am lovit un cerb. Auto avariat in valoare de $3000. Bestiile de cerbi trebuie omorate. Sunt peste tot. De ce oare nu i-au omorat vanatorii toamna trecuta?

3. Mai
-Am dus masina la mecanic. Incredibil cat de mult a ruginit de la sarea aia nenorocita care se arunca peste tot, tot timpul iernii ca sa topeasca zapada si tot degeaba.

10. Mai
-Ma mut inapoi in Romania . Nu imi pot imagina cum cineva normal poate trai in Canada asta!!!!!!!


Jurnalul unui emigrant - intoarcerea in tara :

8 Dec.
Aterizez pe frumosul Otopeni. Nici nu ies bine ca sunt inconjurat de co-nationali romi-romani care imi smulg bagajele din mana: "Lasa-ma boierule sa te ajut la masina". Vai ce primitoare tara ! Imi dau lacrimile! Nu am lei asa ca le dau dolari. Cu siguranta privatizarea in Romania e pe cale buna.

15 Dec.
Nici urma de zapada! Cald si bine! Umblu in canadiana (sic) subtire! Ca iubitor de animale, aici e pentru mine: un grup de 10 caini ma inconjoara de fiecare data cand ies din bloc si ma conduc spre tramvai (adevarul e ca ma cam fugaresc). Nu mai duc viata sedentara din Canada cand ma urcam imediat in masina din garajul subteran. Ce era sa fac! Tentatia era mare caci benzina era mult mai ieftina! Sunt fericit ca m-am intors! Cel mai bun pas facut in viata! Imi caut un apartament!

31 Dec.
Aproape am uitat cum arata zapada! Ce frumos e! Maine e Anul Nou! Am facut aceleasi aprovizionari ca in Canada dar m-a costat dublu! Ce bine ca am strans destui bani in Canada !!! Inca mai stau cu restul familiei intr-un apartament de 2 camere. In Canada I se spunea "one bedroom apartment" dar aici nu avem incotro si folosim si sufrageria ca dormitor! E sublim! Cu totii ne simtim asa aproape unii de altii (si la propriu si la figurat)!

3 Ian.
Gata! E cazul sa-mi caut de lucru. Bine ca e soare afara si chiar stam cu geamu-rile deschise caci termostatul termocentralei si-a pus in gand sa ne usuce ca pe mumii! Aici nu-ti poti regla caldura dupa voie. Ce dor imi era de transportul in comun!

Aproape uitasem de mirosurile imbietoare! Noroc cu cainii caci am prins si eu tramvaiul! Noroc ca l-am prins si am scapat de caini dar ghinion ca m-am urcat caci am fost jefuit in aglomeratie. Parca era mai bine cu masina!

9 Ian.
Mi-am gasit un servici cu 400$. Pe langa media de 150$, sunt meserias! Nu gasesc nimic de inchiriat. Chiriile sunt scumpe, mancarea e scumpa, telefonul ma usuca iar benzina tocmai s-a scumpit! Dar ce-mi pasa mie caci oricum nu mai am masina! De doua zile nu mai avem nici apa calda nici rece. Cica e seceta! Mai bine ningea cand trebuia sau se luau masuri cand s-a anuntat seceta!

3 Febr.
Mi-am luat masina si sunt fericit! A trebuit sa caut in dictionar cuvantul "spaga" si l-am gasit ca slang. Inseamna tip or gratuity cu diferenta ca aici nu poti obtine nimic fara asa ceva. Cred ca toate spagile la un loc fac cat � din masina. Nu mai mentionez lupta pentru inregistrarea masinii si nenumaratele birouri la care a trebuit sa ma duc cu tramvaiul. Nu a fost o idee buna cu masina caci benzina iar s-a scumpit. Parca si in Canada fluctua pretul dar si in jos nu numai in sus!

10 Martie
Azi a plouat in sfarsit! Mi-am schimbat deja amortizoarele la masina din cauza strazilor. Apa acopera gaurile si nu ai cum sa le ocolesti. Nu exista canalizare! Ba da, caci am vazut o tanti luand apa dintr-o balta cu cana si o punea intr-o galeata! Asta da privatizare! Cam ineficienta, e adevarat, dar sa mai zica Vestul ca nu avem initiative! Am calcat intr-o groapa si cred ca mi-am rupt glezna. M-am urcat in masina si, pentru ca nu e automata am apasat pe ambreiaj cu umbrela. M-am indreptat spre Urgenta urmarind o Salvare care, la un moment dat si-a deschis usile si a dat drumul la un om sa cada pe strada. Nimeni nu a bagat de seama. Am ajuns la urgenta de unde a trebuit sa fug la farmacie sa-mi cumpar radiografii, bandaje si un sac de ghips. A inceput sa arate cam lugubru pe aici.

9 Apr.
Inca nu pot merge la servici din cauza gleznei asa ca imi voi deschide un business de acasa! Nu se poate caci imi trebuie prea multe hartii care se obtin de la 5 birouri localizate in 5 cartiere diferite. Nu am cum sa o fac prin internet ca in Canada! Da noroc ca am masina! Stiam eu ca nu am luat-o de pomana!

10 Apr.
Ma uit pe geam la masina mea din fata blocului si observ ca arata cam ciudat. Cobor si constat ca era schioapa de o roata si oarba de oglinzile retrovizoare si violata la portbagaj. Chem militia (pardon, politia) si ii astept in statia de tramvai caci nu aveau benzina pentru masinile lor recent achizitionate. Voi vinde masina!

1 Mai
Cald afara iar in casa si mai cald. Acum nici nu pot deschide geamurile caci la coltul blocului e un caine mort intrat in putrefactie de aproape o saptamana care miroase rau si nimeni nu il ia. In schimb, masina mi-a disparut aproape complet. Numai caroseria mai sta marturie a ceea ce a fost odata "masina mea". Daca stiam, bagam cainele putrezit in ea si poate disparea si el! Trebuie sa fi venit Primavara in Canada! Maine imi iau bilet.

2 Mai
Am incercat sa-mi iau bilet dar cel mai curand e pe 15 Iunie 2001. Doamne, cati Romani pleaca! Ii inteleg.

13 Iun.
Imi dau seama ca ACASA e acum Canada unde e zapada cand trebuie sa fie zapada, unde e soare cand trebuie sa fie soare, unde imi pot lasa masina deschisa si cu cheile in ea pe strada, unde caini gasesti doar de cumparat sau pe gratis de la magazine, unde nu sunt injurat pe strada, unde nu sunt gropi sa-mi rup picioarele, unde imi pot controla temperatura in casa, unde am aer conditionat, unde vanzatoarele au placerea de a ma servi si nu bunavointa de a-mi face un serviciu, unde soarele se reflecta in geamurile zgarie-norilor si nu in gunoaiele de pe strada, unde "spaga" nu exista decat printre grupurile de emranti care vor sa transforme Canada in Romania, China, Uganda, unde lumea iti spune "Yes, please", "No, please" si "Excuse me" in loc de "Da nu vezi, de ce mai intrebi?", "Nu ba!" si "Uita-te ba pe unde mergi bai ochelaristule", unde in caz de urgenta sosesc politia (in masini), pompierii si salvarea in acelasi timp. Poate nici Canada nu e perfecta dar macar acolo mai sunt inca oameni care lupta pentru acest lucru.

1 Dec.
E clar ca toate greselile se platesc! Nu am realizat ca am depasit cele 6 luni cat aveam dreptul sa stau in afara Canadei si prin urmare mi s-a refuzat intrarea.
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